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Big brother-romance-Pink

 

O BIG BROTHER ESCOLHEU A MÚSICA DA PINK - de que eu gosto muuuito - para um início de romance entre dois participantes. Eu acho que eles já ficaram condenados ao fracasso. Só por isso.


Right from the start, you were a thief,
You stole my heart and
I'm your willing victim
I let you see the parts of me
That weren't all that pretty.
And with every touch
You fixed them.
Now, you've been talking in your sleep
Oh oh, things you never say to me
Oh oh, tell me that you've had enough
Of our love, our love.

Just give me a reason,
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second, we're not broken
Just bent and we can learn to love again.
it's in the stars,
It's been written in the scars on our hearts
We're NOT broken
Just bent and we can learn to love again.

I'm sorry I don't understand where
All of this is coming from.
I thought that we were fine,
(Oh, we had everything)
Your head is running wild again
My dear, WE still have everything
And it's all in your MIND.
(Yeah, but this is happenin')
You've been having real bad dreams
Oh oh, you use to lie so close to me
Oh oh, there's nothing more than empty sheets
Between our love, our love
Ooooh, our love, our love.

Just give me a reason,
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second, we're not broken
Just bent and we can learn to LOVE again.
I never stopped
It's still written in the scars on my heart
You're NOT broken
Just bent and we can learn to love again.

Oh, tear ducts and rust
I'll fix it for us
We're collecting dust,
But our love's enough.
You're holding it in,
You're pouring a drink
No, nothing is as bad as it seems.
We'll come clean!

Just give me a reason,
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second, we're not broken
Just bent and we can learn to LOVE again.
It's in the stars
It's still written in the scars on our hearts
That We're NOT broken
Just bent and we can learn to love again.


Just give me a reason,
Just a little bit's enough
Just a second, we're not broken
Just bent and we can learn to LOVE again.
Oh, it's in the stars
It's still written in the scars on our hearts
That We're NOT broken
Just bent and we can learn to love again.

Ooh, we can learn to love again
Ooh, we can learn to love again
Oh, that we're not broken
Just bent and we can learn to love again

GEL refirmante/ anticelulítico

COROLÁRIO de uma noite mal dormida:

- Acabar o banho e, às pressas, - puto aos berros - ter posto gel anticelulítico no cabelo... Óh, Diabo!

Barba nas pernas

"Painho (diminutivo de pai): tens barba nas pernas".

S., 2 anos (o meu filhote mais velho)

Conversas na cama

Hoje de manhã - eu e ele:

EU:
- Bom dia, meu amor! Estás bom? Dormiste bem?

ELE (com mau acordar e os grunhidos imperceptíveis do costume):
- Dá, dáaaa, huuummm, eh!

E finaliza com um sorriso de orelha a orelha.
Presumo que ele tenha dormido bem!


(ELE: o nosso puto de 2 meses!)

MEO

E se eu escrevesse agora mesmo um post só a dizer que não temos TV em casa porque o meu homem se esqueceu de pagar a MEO? O que será que aconteceria? Heim? Estou prestes a descobrir.

NÃO TEMOS TV EM CASA PORQUE O MEU HOMEM SE ESQUECEU DE PAGAR A MEO.

(Mas, curiosamente, temos net - o que vai contra a frase popular que diz que "Uma desgraça nunca vem só". Uma desgraça pode vir só!)

Momento de inspiração de hoje

SE O PESO NA CONSCIÊNCIA PESASSE, A PROCURA DE PRODUTOS PARA EMAGRECIMENTO SERIA BASTANTE SUPERIOR...

By me ;)